Stop the Presses

From Jeff Marek?s The Sheet:
On Wednesday, the Islanders mistakenly re-issued a press release from a year ago announcing the signing of Jon Sim to a one-year contract. Computer glitch. It happens (but man, I bet Sim was pretty excited). So I asked on Twitter: which press release would you like to see your team send out?

@finniganrevenge Dec 4, 1995 ?the Montreal Canadiens have let go Mario Tremblay and Ronald Corey. Also have signed Patrick Roy to a 10 year deal?

@Steve_Dangle With no cap space left for players, Terry Pegula has announced the Sabres will now play with jerseys made of crisp $100 bills.?
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